D-Blog
What is up, Dbro from Ra here (once again that is ‘Ra’ as in Rawhiti Domain just to drill it into your thick skulls). It’s been a couple of weeks since I’ve posted anything and I know you guys have been checking the New Brighton website and Facebook every hour for the last 2 weeks in anticipation, but here I am to make your shitty week better.
I’m sure you all checked up on the CRFU website to see who the star players were (in the opinion of the knob who writes it), and BOOM, what do you know but “winger Dayne Wipou a dangerous ball runner always on the hunt for opportunities” pops up. Now, as you all know, I know a lot about the media and journalism and I can spot a talented writer when I see one and Stewart Taylor, you are an up and coming journalist my friend and clearly you know a bit about the game and you can spot the talented stuff when you see it unlike that penis from 2 weeks ago.
Now I’ve been exposed to a lot of weird shit this year with rugby, guys wearing their shorts far to high during games, people watching “how to effect the perfect turnover” DVD, team mates wearing imitation blazers, guys playing 10/10 games and then being dropped the next week to the B’s, and then the next most outrageous thing I have seen is a new trend called “double benching”. So it appears that this works by you not being able to start for the team that you are meant to be playing for so you are on the bench for them and then the seniors also want you to sit on their bench too. So in actual fact you turn up to 2 trainings that week and slog your guts out for both teams and end up playing for neither – WTF????
Who wants to hear about my trip to Thighland? So in a nutshell it goes like this, me and my darling Mrs Dbros, hire a scooter for $8 for 24 hours which Dbros manages to crash to the amusement of the busiest street in Phuket, we take a boat to Phi Phi Island which turns out to be the boat trip from hell with 50% of the passengers violently vomiting on the way there with some gay poof who was running the show and called himself ‘lady Isabella’ cracking up at us while we feared for our lives, and then every time we walked down the bloody street it involved being harassed by every third person asking if I want to buy a watch, t-shirt, suit, dvd, porn, leather g-string or drugs!!! “No”, I don't want your f%&!*n, watch, t-shirt, porn, dvd, suit or drugs but I might take the leather g-string.
Now to finish things up this week I want to leave you with a quote from my very good friend, Kayne West. “I’m living in the future so the presence is my past, my presence is a present, kiss my ass”. Now I want you all to take a moment to think about these words and what they mean to you and your life.
Peace out homies, get out and support the team this week on our way to taking out the Cup and celebrate Api’s 100th game.